Well Well with all of the talk about the Misfits being on the ever so popular
Negguys Misfits MessageBoard. I figured I'd see if I could get ahold of the man
himself, Negguy. I was lucky,with his tough schedule and all to get an interview
on one condition... that I buy him lunch. So we met up at Subway (Official Food
Of James Only and the Book of Poo) and here's what he had to say.
JamesOnly: Soo how does it feel to be a celebrity fiend?
negguy: FUCK VAMPIRO
JamesOnly: I mean with yours being the most popular messageboard and all, you
gotta feel kinda rockstar
negguy: MISFITS RULE!! FUCK VAMPIRO!!
JamesOnly: I see
JamesOnly: So, did your momma name you Negguy?
negguy: NO PETER STEELE DID.....OH YAH....FUCK VAMPIRO
JamesOnly: Uhuh
JamesOnly: What's your favorite Misfits song?
negguy: HUNTING HUMANS...LYRICS ARE WICKED
JamesOnly: Are You Serious?
negguy: YAH
JamesOnly: hahahahahahaha
negguy: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
JamesOnly: I'd have to say Earth A.D.,cuz I'm a cool fiend who can't give credit
to the New Misfits cuz That's not the cool thing to do.
negguy: YOU CAN HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH BUT IT'LL COST YOU $20 PLUS POSTAGE
JamesOnly: Your Autograph?
negguy: JOHN HANDCOCK
JamesOnly: haha
negguy: ICP ARE FUCK-WADS
JamesOnly: Would you quote that?
negguy: SO WHEN DOES THE INTERVIEW START?
JamesOnly: I dunno. Good Question
::Before James Only Can ask the next question::
negguy: FUCK VAMPIRO
JamesOnly: I see....
JamesOnly: Soo, what made you think up the message board?
negguy: I WAS "BOARD"
negguy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
JamesOnly: Oh Really? ::not laughing::
JamesOnly: So, what did you think of the Previous Book of Poos?
negguy: GOOD STUFF...SMELLED A LITTLE THOUGH
JamesOnly: Yeah, well...
negguy: AS JERRY SAYS,"WHAT CAN YOU DO?"
JamesOnly: As James Only Says "Not a damn thing"
JamesOnly: So, how's it feel to be Negguy? King of all Misfits Message Boards?
negguy: WE WENT OVER THAT ALREADY
JamesOnly: So, what are you trying to say?
negguy: DOH!!
JamesOnly: Moving Along
negguy: So have you spoken to Jerry at Subway lately?
JamesOnly: Nah Man, I saw him again but him and Doyle high tailed it outta there
as soon as they saw me come in the door.
negguy: OH YAH...THIS IS ABOUT ME...NOT JERRY...SORRY JERRY
JamesOnly: Describe the Misfits in 5 words or less
negguy: FUCKIN GODS OF HORROR PUNK!!!
JamesOnly: Rockem Sockem
JamesOnly: Spicy Italian or Roasted Chicken?
negguy: BLT
JamesOnly: I knew you'd say that
negguy: SOMETIMES I WAIT TILL THEY HAVE THE BACON AND LETTUCE ON IT AND THEN
TELL THEM TO HOLD THE BACON LETTUCE AND TOMATO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
JamesOnly: Right.... ::hiding embarrassment::
JamesOnly: Soo is there any advice or words of wisdom that you'd like to say to
other fiends out there who look up to you and admire you?
negguy: Be strong fiends, for your strength gives us strength and together we
make the Misfits something worth fighting for.
JamesOnly: ::thinks:: (Where have i heard that before? Hmm..)
negguy: Well,James, being Only (no pun intended) 3 foot 7...everyone looks down
on me
JamesOnly: I see
JamesOnly: Is that a fact?
negguy: YAH...Some days me arse drags on the ground
JamesOnly: Would you quote that?
negguy: No...Jerry Didn't want me to tell anyone about it
JamesOnly: Is THAT a fact?
negguy: IF IT'S IN THE BOOK OF POO...THEN I GUESS NOT.HAHAHA!!
JamesOnly: ::looks lost:: WHA?? ::not laughing::
JamesOnly: Well how is your site coming along? I mean its gotta be tough with
such competitors such as the Cut n Paste Kid, and of course the Misfits Bible of
Bullshit?
negguy: Cut N Past Kid BLOWS GOATS FOR QUARTERS!!!...STILL OWES ME THREE VIDEOS
FROM 2 YEARS AGO
JamesOnly: Good Pointe, Shit,Who needs Elvis when you got Space Ghost Right?
negguy: YOU SAID IT....AND THEN THERE'S HE-MAN HAHAHAHAHA!!!
JamesOnly: Uhhh....right.... ::not laughing:: ::getting embarassed::
JamesOnly: Soo, what do you think of Bobby Boy Steele?
negguy: COOL GUY...I don't bother with personal issues and all the arguments and
bickering,though.
JamesOnly: Yeah me either...YOU HATE FILLED BIGGOT, TRYING TO MOCK MY
DISABILITY!!!
negguy: I don't have time anyways with my busy schedule, y'know autographs and
all.
JamesOnly: Yeah its gotta be tough being Negguy
negguy: YAH
JamesOnly: King of the Misfits Boards
negguy: DO I DETECT SOME JEALOUSY?
JamesOnly: But of course not.... >=|
::Evil,Jealous Look::
negguy: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD?
JamesOnly: I would like that, I deserve it and all...
negguy: SO BE IT!! I DUB YOU VICE PRESIDENT!!!
JamesOnly: Rockem Sockem!
JamesOnly: Vice President James Only, Its Got a nice ring to it.
negguy: YAH,THEN WE CAN CALL YOU, JAMESGUY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
JamesOnly: Oh God...
JamesOnly: American Nightmare or Spook City USA?
JamesOnly: ::waiting for response::
negguy: A.N.
JamesOnly: I'd like to buy a vowel
negguy: "O"
JamesOnly: You got me, I'm stumped
negguy: American Nightmare
JamesOnly: Is there anything you'd like to comment on?
negguy: YAH...YOUR BOOK IS COOL
JamesOnly: Its not "Cruel"? Ah Hah Hah Hah
::gameshow host laugh::
negguy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
negguy: SORRY
JamesOnly: Moving along
JamesOnly: What do you think is the number one reason that the Misfits haven't
written a song about Star Wars yet?
negguy: I THINK CHEWBACA AND VAMPIRO HAVE SOMETHING GOING
negguy: They wouldn't like that
JamesOnly: Y'know, I thought that too...weird
JamesOnly: Mr. Negguy, is that your final answer?
negguy: FINAL ANSWER
JamesOnly: I'm sorry but that's...
JamesOnly: Incorrect!!!
negguy: DAMN
JamesOnly: The correct or best answer is "They're Trekkies,James, Trekkies"
negguy: Oh well...I'll just walk away with $32,000
JamesOnly: Ok, you do that
JamesOnly: Since we got extra time let's play Battleship.
negguy: OK..LET'S PLAY
JamesOnly: One ship,A-F,1-10
JamesOnly: You first, Mr.Messageboard Guy
negguy: B4
JamesOnly: Miss
JamesOnly: G6
negguy: DAMN!!! YOU SUNK IT!!!....IT ALREADY HAD ONE HIT ON IT!!!
JamesOnly: HA-HA!! I'M THE KING!!!!
JamesOnly: The U.S.S. Misfits Went Awol On Yo Azz!!
negguy: C4
JamesOnly: Its Game Over, Negguy, you can't try to find my ship anymore..
negguy: DAMN...BIZATCH!!
negguy: OOPS...DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD??
JamesOnly: I dunno
JamesOnly: Soo, how "convenient" that your "Chat-room" comes on the same time as
WCW... ::Looks at Negguy Suspiciously::
negguy: A MAILING JUST WENT OUT TELLING EVERYFIEND WEDNESDAYS INSTEAD...
JamesOnly: Oh... ::trying to play it off:;
negguy: I was trying to get fiends away from Vampqueero
JamesOnly: I KNEW IT!!!
...To Be Continued
Well fRiends this is Part 1 in Negguy's two part Book of Poo "Official
Statement". So keep your eyes on your mailbox for the Book of Poo #6 for the
conclusion!!!
Legal Stuff: The Book of Poo is a copyrighted trademark of James Only. So all
you Spinach Chins who try to copy me and can't do a good job need to try just a
little bit harder! The Book of Poo is done soley for Entertainment Purposes and
for James Only's amusement,or course. Be on the lookout for the Book of Poo
#6!!! Also,keep checkin up for any new announcements!!
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