Telling it like it is!

Well, well, well. I hope my legion of fans (more like 10 fans) are relaxed and doing fine like aged wine. In hopes i getting some more talking going on around here i thought i'd give some updates. I have MANY new sections that are brewing for this blog (and eventual website. The plan is to start doing podcasts during the week starting in the fall for one thing. These shows, soon to be named, will have good music, featured bad music, skits, interviews (with gamers, bands, and film makers), and me bantering throughout. It will be a once a week radio show.

Another planned section is to review new music. Not many albums mind you. I don't want to turn this into a farm for whoring every album a label sends me. I've done that before and it was not fun. Those reviews will be a fair bit shorter than the mammoth literary cluster fucks you see normally out of me.

I would like to set a section up on the website to feature my own short story work. By god "He writes more than stupid music reviews?" you say. Well, Yes! Yes i do. Not much on that until i get my new computer system up and running. In fact most of this work will be done throughout the summer as i also work on new music to be featured somewhere and at some time. College has kept me busy but i graduate in June and then the art will steam roll over your house.

For now go listen to some Rabbit Junk.





I'm ghosted like a ninja grizzly bear!

~~ Hydro

Introductions - The Sleaze

Hydro here with something a bit different. With things progressing forward to a state of new material i'd like to introduce some of Team B.O.P. I know what you are all thinking. Only one review and he's now doing intro's? Well i figure since I'm sifting through much of the old B.O.P. material it is fitting to introduce the man of many hats, the Covington Cadaver, that devilish draconian, the man behind the parody lyrics of the good book (and now a slew of reviews)...that's right boils and ghouls...The Sleaze!!!

I will leave you with this song...

No Parking Zone
(sung to forbidden zone)

some say that's where it was towed
on this one side of the road
where the sign did clearly show..
no parking zone

now there's just an empty space
i stand here in disgrace
i shoulda got that food to go...

take the train all the way to work now..
how the hell am i gonna get home
i guess i'm calling a cab now..
lowly ped-es-tri-an

back at home it's all i here about
the wife is nagging all the time
cabs and busses are my way around
iv'e got to get to the impund yard....

that damn no parking zone...

~~ Hydro