It has been an eventful year to say the least and how could we forget The fiend, the legend,the skull. I just knew I had to catch an interview with this guy. So after 1 letter, 3 phone calls and 8 voicemails later, I finally caught up with the man himself,Skull36.(To Protect The Identity Of This Person I Had To Change The Name)
James Only: Ladies and Gentlemen, Skull36!
Skull36: Hello
James Only: So how's life?
Skull36: Its really good,y'know? Its not easy being me.
James Only: Is that so? ::making coffee::
Skull36: Yeah
James Only: Well how did it all happen? ::pouring cup o' joe::
Skull36: It all started back in March right? There was all this shit going on and I couldn't take it anymore.
James Only: Yeah... ::sipping coffee::
Skull36: Something had to be done
James Only: Right.... ::getting sleepy::
Skull36: Things aren't going too well in WCW with the misfits and Bobby Steele decided to make things worse...
James Only: Bobby Steele...
Skull36: Y'know? The OTHER Guy? Well he starts talking shit and badmouthing jerry right?
James Only: uh huh... *yawn*
----TWO HOURS LATER----
Skull36: Well i was pissed at all this shit going on and stuck up for Jerry right? And I just told Bobby to shut the fuck up....and well the rest is just history...
James Only: Well Hello Mr.Fancy Pants...
Skull36: Its really great, y'know? All the attention from the Fiends ever since Jerry hand picked ME from all the Fiends in the world and used MY post......
James Only: Lets roll out the red carpet Mister Misfits.Com.... ::trying to stay awake for dear life::
Skull36: Well Yeah...I stuck up for Jerry and BOOM roll out the carpet mister misfits.com.
::cellphone rings::
Skull36: I must be going now.
James Only: ZZZZZZZZZ ::out::
Well that's it for the Book O' Poo 8,fRiends!! What did we learn in this issue? We learned that its one green helluva job to be a celebrity fiend. We also learned that sleep is very essential, especially while interviewing someone.
Jiggle the handle,close the lid, this one is gone...
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