Well i was very fortunate to get ahold of a Special guest... Robo (Misfits/Black Flag). Yes as in Misfits Robo, as in Earth A.D. Robo, as in Black Flag Robo, as in drummer Robo, as in 35 dollars and a six pack to my name, Robo! (aww hell, you know who i'm talking about now...)
James Only: ROBO!
Robo: Yeah?
James Only: How ya been?
Robo: I've been everywhere...
James Only: right...
James Only: so...how did you guys come up with 138?
Robo: Well you see the year, 83, when the band broke up. You take 221 then subtract 83 and you get 138. That's how much money we had when the band broke up.
James Only: Never heard that one before....
James Only: what about Bobby Steele?
Robo: Who's Bobby Steele? :;looks lost::
James Only: umm...next question...
James Only: What was your favorite misfits release?
Robo: What was yours?
James Only: Earth AD, as in queen wasp, as in devilock as in Robo as in doyle, jerry and glenn too.
Robo: How ironic, i appeared on those recordings...
James Only: Really?! I figured it was some other guy named Robo...
Robo: Yeah...
James Only: Yeah, Jerry signed my Earth A.D. cd.
Robo: CD? The hell?
James Only: Um...yeah...
James Only:ANYWHO, so are you gonna stay with the misfits after the tour?
Robo: What tour?
James Only: Right...
Robo: I'll stay in the band if Jerry wants me to.
James Only: What if he tells you to kiss his strawberry shortcake?
Robo: Um...
James Only: You probably would huh?
Robo: Well Jerry's a nice guy...
James Only: If your friend told you to jump off a bridge, say....Jerry, would you? Or how about taking a long walk off a short pier?!
Robo: Well.... (James Interrupts)
James Only: See Robo, you're too nice
Robo: Am i now?
James Only: Sure why not
Robo: I've been out of the circle for quite some time...
James Only: Oh yeah?
Robo: Yep...
James Only: So when can we expect some pictures of you and the guys on misfits.com?
Robo: What's a misfits.com?
James Only: Dear God...uhh...moving along...
Robo: Misfits.com? ::whispers to self::
James Only: its in this magical place called the *internet*...
Robo: the internet you say?
James Only: The internet, i say
James Only: Well i hate to cut this short but uh...i DO believe you're supposed to be playing with the misfits pretty soon...
Robo: I am?
James Only: Yeah, so you'd better hurry up and high tail your ass to NJ!
Robo: Okay, later!! ::runs out the door past taxis and the bus station::
James Only: Umm.... ::shakes head::
Well that was interesting to say the least... One might ask what is the moral of this little story here? Well that being...when in doubt (or moving to South America and plan to make a return trip to the states), make sure to stop by your public library.
They have such wonderful things as NEWSPAPERS listing CURRENT EVENTS and they even have that magical place we like to call "THE INTERNET". BE INFORMED!! Such revelations, i tell you...
Are you hep to the jive? Well now that the Book of Poo has returned for its second year. I gotta renew the memberships, weed out the no good email addys; get new ones. You'll soon be able to make all your smart ass comments you want when i get the new Board of Poo up and running. I will also try to archive all the old issues and make a web page on the Book of Poo to make it more available.
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