THE BOOK OF POO #10 - CutnPasteKid (Who?!?!) | James Only

Greetings Citizens of all ages. Its been quite a joy ride with the ever growing popularity of The Book of Poo but we've finally made it to the 10th issue! Whoop Dee Fuckin Doo, i know....the excitement is too much to bare, but just try to contain yourself. Anywho here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for...the long awaited interview with the nay sayer of all nay sayers, the Cut and Paste Kid himself!!

Due to having to secure the safety of our guest, I had to go out in the middle o' the fuckin desert at 12 o' Clock (don't be late!) in this little shack surrounded and filled with tons and tons of Misfits memorabilia, you'd think he stole it all!!

CutnPasteKid: What's the password?

JamesOnly: New England Clam Chowder

CutnPasteKid: Is that the red or the white?

JamesOnly: the red?

::the door opens and i go sit down at a table::

James Only: So lets get down to horror business...

CutnPasteKid: okay

JamesOnly: Damn you sure have ahelluva lot of misfits stuff..where'd you get it all?

CutnPasteKid: Umm.....uhhh Chud gave it to me...

JamesOnly: I'll bet he did...damn that autographed evilive cd cover looks just like mine! Cool!

CutnPasteKid: Yeah...haha....how about that?

JamesOnly: I dunno, how about that? I hear you're the fastest cut n paster in the Wild Wild West?

CutnPasteKid: Yep i'm the best there is at what i do

JamesOnly: Which is cut and/or paste...

CutnPasteKid: I prefer to think of it as informing the fiends with firsthand news exclusive from the one and only CutnPasteKid!! (Shameless Self Promotion)

JamesOnly: I prefer to think of it as copyright infringement. Take him away boys!

CutnPasteKid: COPS?! JERRY?! WHERE?!?!

JamesOnly: Relax dude, I was just joking

CutnPasteKid: Don't do that...

::looking around nervously::

JamesOnly: So would you like to tell the fiends what you've done to contribute to the fRiend community?

CutnPasteKid: I have spent lots of time and money promoting the fits since 96 and was a fan since 85!!!

JamesOnly: Alot of people can say they've met Jerry Only, but how does it feel to know he wants to punch your teeth down your fucking throat?

CutnPasteKid: Just a short one this time, I just got back from the dentist so I am not feeling my usualy evil self.

JamesOnly: So you HAVE met with Jerry recently?

CutnPasteKid: Um....yeah i got to uh...hang out when they recorded Famous Monsters....

JamesOnly: Wha?! Moving Along... Since you supposedly supported the misfits since 96 until now you gotta feel like a dunce!! I mean you spent lots of time and money!

CutnPasteKid: I've been living a lie... I have seen the truth as well as having it told to me by past and present band members.

JamesOnly: But you still gotta feel like a dunce!

CutnPasteKid: Well...

JamesOnly: Anyways! So, you're officially not a fRiend anymore?

CutnPasteKid: No i'm not...

JamesOnly: BUT LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!! MAN YOU GOTTA FEEL LIKE A DUNCE!!

CutnPasteKid: Well...

JamesOnly: Not only do you have rare posters records and mountains of bootlegs. Shit you even got an Evilive CD cover that looks just like mine! Wait a minute....that is mine!

CutnPasteKid: No...no its not!

::As CutnPasteKid tries to deny it, there is a knock knock knocking at the chamber door::

JerryOnly: THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE PRICK!

CutnPasteKid: AHHH!!!!!!!

::grabs a handful of misfits stuff and jets the fuck out::

JamesOnly: Uhh....damn....umm...

JerryOnly: Blow out the candles and close the lid, this one is DEAD!!

Scuz the Narrator: And the fRiend club is safe once more thanks to Jerry Only!

Jerry Only: That's one UnFiend we'll have to worry about. Well what did we learn this issue?

JamesOnly: We learned that stealing is wrong and you'll eventually get caught, so just know that crime doesn't pay.

JerryOnly: And knowing is half the battle....

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