Wednesday, May 23, 2012

THE BOOK OF POO #8 - Skull 36 (in the hot seat) | James Only

Greetings poo believers!! (as opposed to true believers?)

It has been an eventful year to say the least and how could we forget The fiend, the legend,the skull. I just knew I had to catch an interview with this guy. So after 1 letter, 3 phone calls and 8 voicemails later, I finally caught up with the man himself,Skull36.(To Protect The Identity Of This Person I Had To Change The Name)

James Only: Ladies and Gentlemen, Skull36!

Skull36: Hello

James Only: So how's life?

Skull36: Its really good,y'know? Its not easy being me.

James Only: Is that so? ::making coffee::

Skull36: Yeah

James Only: Well how did it all happen? ::pouring cup o' joe::

Skull36: It all started back in March right? There was all this shit going on and I couldn't take it anymore.

James Only: Yeah... ::sipping coffee::

Skull36: Something had to be done

James Only: Right.... ::getting sleepy::

Skull36: Things aren't going too well in WCW with the misfits and Bobby Steele decided to make things worse...

James Only: Bobby Steele...

Skull36: Y'know? The OTHER Guy? Well he starts talking shit and badmouthing jerry right?

James Only: uh huh... *yawn*

----TWO HOURS LATER----

Skull36: Well i was pissed at all this shit going on and stuck up for Jerry right? And I just told Bobby to shut the fuck up....and well the rest is just history...

James Only: Well Hello Mr.Fancy Pants...

Skull36: Its really great, y'know? All the attention from the Fiends ever since Jerry hand picked ME from all the Fiends in the world and used MY post......

James Only: Lets roll out the red carpet Mister Misfits.Com.... ::trying to stay awake for dear life::

Skull36: Well Yeah...I stuck up for Jerry and BOOM roll out the carpet mister misfits.com.

::cellphone rings::

Skull36: I must be going now.

James Only: ZZZZZZZZZ ::out::

Well that's it for the Book O' Poo 8,fRiends!! What did we learn in this issue? We learned that its one green helluva job to be a celebrity fiend. We also learned that sleep is very essential, especially while interviewing someone.

Jiggle the handle,close the lid, this one is gone...


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