THE BOOK OF POO #11 - Michale Graves | Jamse Only

Ain't no party like a fRiend club party cuz a fRiend club party don't STOP! Wow with the tremendous response i've been getting from people to join the fRiend club its been crazy around here! Keep sending in those request forms fRiends! Anywho, its been awhile since the historical Book of Poo 10 and its time to move on to the second 10 issues for this year. So that we can bring you another 25 years of the Book of Poo! Anywho, on with the Book. I know many of you have been wondering what Graves was up to since he left the Misfits, and so i decided to pay him a little visit.

James Only: What have you been up to since your departure from the Misfits?

Graves: I forgot..I'm sure it was cool, though.

James Only: It involved music of course?

Graves: Yeah...I like Music...music's good...

James Only: So i understand you like Nirvana?

Graves: yeah, they were great but....

James Only: Its 2001 and you kinda realize that Kurt's just not coming back..?

Graves: ........yeah....something like that...

James Only: So are you a religious man?

Graves: I'm a naturalist. I traded in my bible for a little black cat...

James Only: or more like a big black HAT! What's with that thing anyway?

Graves: i'm a scarecrow man....

James Only: is that right.. ::graves interrupts::

Graves: I'M A SCARECROOOOOOOWWWWWW MAAAAAAANNNNN

James Only: Moving along...

James Only: Soo you had a part in the 25th Anniversary Shows. How was that?

Graves: It was like any other Misfits show, only the 25 times more intense, and 25 times more everything else...

James Only: Rock on...

Graves: But i'd really like 25 more shrooms on my pizza...

James Only: You like mushroom pizza eh?

Graves: yeah.....shrooms....kinda like Super Mario, he eats shrooms and look at him...

James Only: Yeah, i mean after all, he's a world famous fictional mascot for Nintendo of America!

Graves: and he eats shrooms.....!!!

James Only: Yeah....but he's uh....NOT REAL!!!

Graves: He's pretty real dude....

James Only: Nothing against the Godfather of the 8-bit!! You see where i'm coming from right?

Graves: Yeah....the MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!! ::Graves gets up and sings Scarecrow Man again::

James Only: So is it tough not being in the Misfits anymore?

Graves: Well...I WAS crying on Saturday Night....

James Only: Shameless Misfits Pun?

Graves: Its all about the music man, the music!

James Only: Gotcha...So how long will it be to see you singing with the Fits again?

Graves: Who?

James Only: The MISFITS.....!!!

Graves: Oh....probably.....ONE MILLION YEARS B.C.!!!! ONE MILLIONNNNNN YEAAAAAARRRRS BC!!!!!!!

James Only: I'll bet! Anywho, if you could sum up your life after the Misfits in a few words what would they be?

Graves: LIVING HELLL!! WHOAH OH OH OH LIVING HEEELLLLLL!!!

James Only: That bad, huh?

Graves: I JUST CAN'T GO ONNNN IN THIS LIVING HELL!

James Only: Me either, man...Well, I'd better get going

Graves: Yeah i'm waiting on that pizza i ordered...

James Only: You ordered a pizza?

Graves: Yeah, and it has SHROOMS!!!

So what did we learn in this issue? Well, we learned that life is like a pizzeria; full of choices and some like shrooms and some don't!

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